Confession Session

Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Since it was so fun last week, I've decided to link up with Kathy of Vodka and Soda again for Humpday Confessions!

 - While driving to work yesterday, I was being tailgated in the left lane by some jerk in a large SUV. I had no idea why he was all impatient with me, seeing as I was doing 75-80, so I brake checked him. (Whoops.) I finally moved into the center lane because I was sick of dealing with him... and it was a cop. Sorry, dude.

- The last few days have been an unmitigated disaster in the realm of real estate and our house hunting adventure. I had a legitimate meltdown about it on Monday. God bless my husband.
Ken: How's your blood pressure today?
Me: Better. Feeling more in control of things.
Ken: Good. I was worried you might explode.
Me: It was touch and go there, for awhile.
Ken: I like my wife not exploded.

- I may or may not have consumed an entire bag of Lays potato chips over a 3 day period.

- I attempted to use my velcro rollers. It, too, was an unmitigated disaster. I conferenced with Pam about my mistakes, pinned a bunch of tutorials, and may be trying again this weekend. 

- I recently purchased a Chromecast and now I want to spend all of my time lying in bed binge-watching Scandal and everything else in my Netflix queue

- I am an excellent speller (I once won a county spelling bee!) but I cannot spell "guarantee" or "broccoli" on the first try. Ever.

- I really want to cut my hair super short (like, pixie short) but I am too afraid to ever do it

- I will admit that I am not a patient person, but I seriously want to punch our lab tech in the face sometimes because she cannot figure out how to "select all" or "right click" on a computer. 

- Sometimes, I'm really envious of my best friends because their lives seem so much easier than mine. I know that everyone has their own stuff to deal with and that no one has it "easy" but sometimes it's hard not to whine about it. 

- I am still driving around with 2 bags of clothes to sell at Plato's Closet or donate. It's going on 3 weeks now.

- I still haven't quit the gym. I suck.

- I am legitimately sad when my TV shows go on summer hiatus.  I'll miss you, Hannibal! And Criminal Minds! And SVU! (Also, please God, don't let them cancel Black Box after 1 season!)

- I have no desire to watch Girls. I know enough people in real life making stupid choices and irrevocably screwing up their lives and then bitching about it with no concept of how they've done this to themselves. I don't need to watch people pretend to do it on TV. Also, Lena Dunham is nice and all, but is she really that big of a deal?

- I totally didn't know what net neutrality was until I asked my younger brother and he sent me this article to explain it to me.

- I was invited to participate in a discussion with Huffington Post Live about how I didn't marry my best friend. I couldn't do it because I had to work, and it made me sad. I could have been almost-internet-famous, you guys!

So, what are your confessions this week? What shows will you miss when they go on summer hiatus? Is anyone else watching Black Box? And someone come take away these potato chips, please.

- A


  1. I envy people who can cut their hair pixie short. I would look ridiculous!

    1. My stylist says that I would look great, and I trust her, but I'm afraid that after 2 weeks, I'd hate it! Too much of a commitment, haha.

  2. one of the bloggers i follow was part of that segment!! it was awesome :)

    thanks for linking up!

    Vodka and Soda

    1. Yay! I listened to it and it was really great. I hope to be a part of something like that in the future! :)

  3. I get super sad when shows go on hiatus too! I legitimately do not know what to do with my life. This tells me I probably need to get a REAL life & hangout with real people. But meh.
    I too, have absolutely no desire to watch Girls. I watched 2 episodes when it first came out & I thought it was horrible. I don't understand why everyone thinks Lena Dunham is so fantastical. I really just do not see it.

    Last Wednesday… maybe Tuesday… I ate a whole bag of pita chips. I wasn't even a little sorry.

    1. I am glad that I am not alone in my probably-unhealthy-relationship with my TV shows and my complete disinterest in Girls, haha! Also, I support your pita chip habit. Get on with your bad self, girl. :)


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